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Posted on 30th Jul at 11:48 AM, with 406,664 notes

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

Posted on 30th Jul at 11:48 AM, with 68,725 notes
tomoatmeal:

You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off.  And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.

tomoatmeal:

You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off.  And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.

Posted on 30th Jul at 7:25 AM, with 264 notes

mariowiki:

Me before listening to Lady Gaga:image

Me after listening to Lady Gaga:

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Posted on 30th Jul at 7:17 AM, with 256,806 notes

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

Posted on 30th Jul at 7:17 AM, with 167,110 notes
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Posted on 29th Jul at 10:49 PM, with 234,161 notes

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

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