this blog is for my laughs not urs xx
Posted on 20th May at 6:01 PM, with 48,038 notes
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
Posted on 20th May at 5:40 PM, with 44,283 notes
Me:
*sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
Posted on 20th May at 5:39 PM, with 41,887 notes
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
Posted on 20th May at 5:39 PM, with 205,542 notes
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
Posted on 20th May at 5:37 PM, with 5,213 notes
Bike vs Police
Posted on 20th May at 5:36 PM, with 39,772 notes
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
Posted on 18th May at 12:23 AM, with 25,002 notes
submissive boy slut takes it from mature dominatrix
Posted on 18th May at 12:09 AM, with 60,716 notes
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
Posted on 18th May at 12:08 AM, with 118,561 notes
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
Posted on 18th May at 12:05 AM, with 129,279 notes
So you know this gif?
Apparently there’s a reversed one now
