Playing against a friend who’s new to the game
When they start winning
Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot
Me: ??? Where’s the news
When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection
fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris